The Lifeboat Leadership League
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, leaders float to the top. His Lifeboat Leadership League requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lifeboat parliaments. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the oars are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of politics, militants rowing furiously through debates, generals blowing whistles for order, and ceasefires declared when boats drift ashore. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The safest peace plan in history�nobody sinks, nobody loses.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into nautical gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s a lifeboat council.