The Lagoon Legislature
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are written ankle-deep. His Lagoon Legislature requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lagoon assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the water is this perfect.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of lawmaking, militants splashing amendments into puddles, generals debating with inflatable armbands, and ceasefires declared at snack breaks. Critics deride the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most refreshing peace plan in history�nobody ever drowns.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as shallow pageantry. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a wading pool parliament.