The Kite Diplomacy Deal
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is flown on kites. His Kite Diplomacy Deal forces losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded kite festivals. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the skies are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of cultural tourism, militants selling string, generals untangling knots, and ceasefires declared during kite duels. Critics condemn the parody, but Trump insists it�s �the highest peace plan ever.� The satire skewers how devastation is reduced to spectacle, with grief trivialized into paper and string. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t a homeland�it�s a festival flyer.