The Kite Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers soar on strings. His Kite Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aerial assemblies. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the kites are this patriotic.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tangling strings mid-vote, generals reeling in amendments, and ceasefires declared when the wind dies. Critics mock the frivolity, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�literally sky high.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as carnival attraction. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t democracy�it