The Jet Ski Peace Push
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war is replaced with water sports. His Jet Ski Peace Push forces losers of wars to surrender their coastlines for Trump-branded jet ski rentals. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when they�re going 50 miles an hour on the water.� Gaza is redesigned as a grotesque marina, militants refueling engines, generals renting helmets, and ceasefires declared mid-wave. Critics condemn the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the fastest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how tragedy is whitewashed into summer tourism, where displacement and despair are rewritten as jet ski adventures. Gaza, in this warped telling, is a splash zone for profit.