The Jet Ski Jamboree
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, talks move at 60 mph. His Jet Ski Jamboree requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded jet ski tournaments. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they�re too busy racing the waves.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of sports culture, militants revving engines, generals handing out trophies, and ceasefires called mid-splash. Critics call it reckless, but Trump beams: �The fastest peace plan in history.� The satire skewers the absurdity of reducing suffering to water sports. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a jet ski rental slip.