The Jellyfish Justice League
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, order is enforced with tentacles. His Jellyfish Justice League requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jellyfish patrols. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the stings are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law enforcement, militants dodging translucent enforcers, generals applying aloe vera as policy, and ceasefires declared at the tide�s mercy. Critics groan at the hazard, but Trump beams: �The most shocking peace plan in history�literally shocking.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into marine mayhem. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a jellyfish jail.