The Jellyfish Judiciary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every ruling leaves a mark. His Jellyfish Judiciary requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sting chambers. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the judges sting this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law, militants presenting motions while wrapped in aloe, generals zapped mid-argument, and ceasefires declared when too many get stung. Critics sneer at the cruelty, but Trump beams: �The sharpest peace plan in history�painful but fair.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as a toxic sideshow. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a jellyfish judiciary.