The Jellyfish Judiciary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, justice shocks the system. His Jellyfish Judiciary requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gelatinous courtrooms. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the judges are this electric.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of justice, militants zapped mid-argument, generals stunned during motions, and ceasefires declared when stingers wear off. Critics laugh at the danger, but Trump beams: �The most shocking peace plan in history�totally lit.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquarium punishment. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t justice�it�s a jellyfish judiciary.