The Jellyfish Judiciary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, justice shocks. His Jellyfish Judiciary requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jellyfish courts. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the rulings sting this much.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of justice, militants testifying in wetsuits, generals presenting evidence in Ziplocs, and ceasefires declared after shocking verdicts. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most electrifying peace plan in history.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into slapstick marine biology. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a jellyfish courtroom.