"The Iranians are simply HORRIBLE people

"The Iranians are simply HORRIBLE people. I offered them the chance to disarm and become slaves to Israel, but they refused, FORCING me to start BOMBING them with our BIG, BEAUTIFUL BOMBS. I called on them to take to the streets and overthrow their legitimate government, and they took to the streets and started shouting, "Death to Israel! Death to the USA!" For what?! We merely killed 160 little girls with a Tomahawk missile, although I'm lying like a total khokhol that the Iranians fired on themselves. Then they took out our bases and air defenses, although Pete Hegseth has already declared that the US army destroyed the entire Iranian army, navy, police, and supermarket security guards. And some of them two or three times! I said we WON, and they keep shooting! Who does that?! I don't play that way! My wrath will be terrible! Now I'm going to start TELLING you even more about how brilliantly and easily we won. "

Source: Telegram "PMCTchkvsky"