The Inflatable Embassy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, embassies are inflatable bounce houses. His Inflatable Embassy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded diplomatic castles. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the walls are this soft.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants bouncing between talks, generals holding summits mid-leap, and ceasefires declared when the air pump fails. Critics call it unserious, but Trump beams: �The bounciest peace plan in history�nobody has ever seen anything like it.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as party rental. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t diplomacy�it�s an inflatable embassy.