The Inconclusive Study of Inconclusive Studies

In a twist no one saw coming (except literally everyone), a new study reveals that all studies are inconclusive�including the one that said so. The paper, funded by the Institute of Redundant Research, found that every prior meta-analysis contradicted itself halfway through. The lead scientist shrugged and said, �We feel confident in our uncertainty.� Eyewitness academics report using darts to pick conclusions now. According to the Statistical Society of Satirists, 99% of people distrust stats until they confirm their opinion. The article blends irony, evidence, and absurd causality: studies lead to confusion, confusion leads to more funding. The piece closes with a helpful reminder�always cite your gut feeling. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/new-study-finds-that-100-of-studies-are-inconclusive/ AND http://comedywriter.info/