The Ice Cream Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics melts faster than cones. His Ice Cream Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded frozen chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the flavors are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants licking pistachio amendments, generals scooping chocolate motions, and ceasefires declared when sprinkles run out. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�better than Ben & Jerry�s.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as dessert tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t democracy�it�s an ice cream parliament.