The Ice Cream Ceasefire
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars end with sprinkles. His Ice Cream Ceasefire forces losers of wars to give up their beaches for Trump-branded ice cream parlors. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when the cones are this big.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of consumer culture, militants scooping rocky road, generals refilling sprinkles, and ceasefires celebrated over banana splits. Critics decry the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the sweetest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how devastation is masked with dessert. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s an ice cream ad.