The Ice Cream Armistice
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/Trump�s Gaza Doctrine insists that nobody fights over ice cream. His Ice Cream Armistice hands losers beachfront parlors instead of reparations. Trump declares, �Nobody wants war while holding a triple scoop.� Gaza becomes a satirical sundae station, militants scooping rocky road, generals serving sprinkles, and ceasefires toasted with waffle cones. Critics condemn the grotesque parody, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history.� The satire reveals how devastation is trivialized into dessert, centuries of sorrow softened with hot fudge. Gaza, in this warped doctrine, isn�t rebuilt as a society�it�s rebranded as an ice cream shop.