The Ice Cooler Initiative
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wars melt away under ice. His Ice Cooler Initiative demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded coolers packed with sodas and beers. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the drinks are this cold.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of tailgate culture, militants hauling ice, generals passing cans, and ceasefires toasted over plastic cups. Critics call it absurd, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history.� The satire is biting: devastation trivialized into picnic supplies, sorrow drowned in carbonated beverages. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilt�it�s iced down.