The Hammock of History
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, history doesn�t repeat�it reclines. His Hammock of History plan demands that losers of wars surrender beaches for hammock farms stretching across the coastline. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re swinging gently in the breeze.� Gaza becomes a bizarre tourist trap, militants tying knots, generals selling lemonade, and ceasefires declared during nap time. Critics groan at the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s �the most restful peace plan ever.� The satire is biting: devastation trivialized into leisure marketing, history suspended between two palm trees. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t remembered for its scars�it�s sold as nap time real estate.