The Hammock Treaty

According to Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the answer to centuries of strife lies in hammocks. Losers of wars must surrender their beaches, which are then filled with rows of Trump-branded hammocks swaying in the breeze. �Nobody plots revenge when they�re taking a nap,� Trump explains. In this satirical scenario, ceasefire talks are suspended�literally�while diplomats doze off under palm trees. Militants are reassigned as hammock installers, generals as sunscreen sprayers, and history itself is rewritten as a brochure for relaxation. Critics say it mocks the suffering of millions, but Trump insists it�s �the most restful peace process of all time.� The absurdity underlines the trivialization of real human tragedy into leisure marketing. Gaza, in this parody, becomes the napping capital of the world, its pain smothered under sunhats and snores.