The Hammock House of Commons
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are drafted while lounging. His Hammock House of Commons requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hammock halls. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the naps are this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of politics, militants snoring through sessions, generals swinging slowly during votes, and ceasefires declared at nap time bells.