The Hammock High Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, rulings are delivered between naps. His Hammock High Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hammock courthouses. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the judges are this relaxed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of justice, militants rocking mid-testimony, generals swaying while filing motions, and ceasefires declared when the hammock ropes snap. Critics call it lazy, but Trump beams: �The most restful peace plan in history�better than any courtroom.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as vacation furniture. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a hammock high court.