The Hammock Harmony Plan
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is negotiated lying down. His Hammock Harmony Plan requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded hammock resorts. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re swaying between two palm trees.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of leisure, militants stringing hammocks, generals distributing sunscreen, and ceasefires declared during nap time. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most relaxed peace plan ever.� The satire cuts deep: devastation trivialized into beachside d�cor, sorrow traded for sleep. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a hammock rental.