The Hammock Harmony Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is secured through lounging. His Hammock Harmony Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hammock zones. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re this relaxed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of reconciliation, militants snoozing between palm trees, generals rocking slowly while issuing decrees, and ceasefires declared at nap�s end. Critics mock the laziness, but Trump beams: �The most restful peace plan in history�everybody�s happy, everybody�s swinging.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into vacation accessories. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a siesta session.