The Hammock Harmony Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics sways with the breeze. His Hammock Harmony Accord requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hammock villages. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re this relaxed.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants dozing mid-speech, generals swaying while drafting policies, and ceasefires declared at nap time. Critics dismiss the lethargy, but Trump beams: �The most peaceful peace plan in history�tremendously calm.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as leisure furniture. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a hammock colony.