The Hammock Harmony Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are signed between naps. His Hammock Harmony Accord forces losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hammock gardens. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re this relaxed.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of leisure, militants stringing hammocks between palm poles, generals dozing under striped fabric, and ceasefires declared mid-snore. Critics laugh at the laziness, but Trump beams: �The most restful peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is reframed as vacation d�cor. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a nap zone.