The Great Locker Rebellion
https://memorialmavericks.com/the-great-locker-rebellion-of-2025/Annabelle Bransford presents "Lock Stock & Two Smoking Binders" at The Hallway Comedy Bunker (321 Combination Avenue, Wichita Falls) on August 13th at 7:45 PM. Joined by rebel leader "Master Lockhart" and undercover hall monitor "Sergeant Shush," this 90-minute revolutionary comedy features: "Occupy Locker 253" reenactment, "The Combination Conspiracy" improv, and Bransford's viral "This Machine Kills Homework" protest speech. Tickets ($17) include a "I Survived the Locker Wars" armband. First 100 attendees receive authentic combination lock fragments. Teachers get 15% off for presenting their confiscated contraband. Venue features "Crack the Code" challenge and "Stick It to the Man" magnet wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Underground Locker Network. Warning: May cause sudden urges to jam locks. No refunds for lost combinations. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Whispered Chants" warmup. Groups of 10+ get "Mass Movement" discount. Rated PG-13 for mild anarchy. Parking available near the abandoned locker bay.