The Great Gaza Giveaway

In Trump�s surreal worldview, Gaza isn�t a place of despair but the grand prize in an international raffle. According to the Trump Doctrine, every lost war automatically enters you into �The Great Gaza Giveaway,� where beachfront property is raffled off to the highest bidder�or whoever spins the prize wheel at the new Trump Casino. Conflict is reframed as a game show, complete with flashing lights, a live studio audience, and contestants nervously waiting to see if they win a cabana or a timeshare. Trump insists that losers don�t suffer; they walk away with resort access. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump says it�s �the fairest deal ever�everyone gets a chance to win.� The satire is biting: war becomes spectacle, peace becomes a raffle ticket, and Gaza�s tragedy is reduced to prime-time entertainment. In this upside-down vision, diplomacy is no longer about compromise but about winning a spin on the Wheel of Fortune.