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The 15 Best Sex Machine & Thrusting Dildo Models in 2022
Fun Factory Pulsator | Buy it online at Lovehoney
Quieter & more compact than the original
Can still be stalled when clenching
Quieter & more compact than most other thrusters
Closest thing to a handheld Fuck-Machine
Can still be stalled when clenching
Interactive & Couple features are gone
KEON by KIIROO - The Future is Here
Can be synced with interactive/VR content
Can be paired with your partner's toy across any distance
You have to use the Kiiroo Shell if you want to use Fleshlight sleeves
Compatible with strokers without shells
Fastest stroke speeds in the business
Can be synced with interactive/VR content
Can't really be used without a partner
Most affordable full-sized sex machine
Best performing mid-range fuck machine
You should avoid their non-silicone dildos
Most visually appealing models for the price
Most affordable full-sized sex machine
You should avoid their non-silicone dildos
Comes with two silicone dildos & extra arm for another user
Slightly shorter stroke lenght than the Hismith
Compatible with the competitions attachments
Can be too powerful for sensitive folks
Vegan leather looks aesthetically delicious
Multiple Bluetooth apps for connecting with other partners and playing by yourself
Very strong rumbly vibrations and rotations
Great thrusting option/fuck machine hybrid if you go with the Buck
Vegan leather means it can’t be fully sanitized
Have to purchase extra attachments if you want silicone ones
Beautiful design and covered in vegan leather
Can be controlled accross any distance
Compatible with the competitions attachments
Can be too powerful for sensitive folks
Depth can be adjusted directly on the controller
Can be controlled across any distance with a PC
When you bang out articles about banging it out, you’re just bound to land in Fuck Machine territory.
That’s why I was pretty surprised to find that there was almost no good information out there on the subject. This is a real damn shame since the market is just plagued with expensive worthless duds.
The people deserve the truth dammit! And more importantly: All the robo-pounding in the world.
Therefore, in this article, I’ve compiled all of my favorite compact and budget models, a DIY hack, as well as full-size and feature-packed sex machines. So whether you have 150$ or 4000$ there’s bound to be something for your drawer, closet, or sex dungeon!
You’ll probably want to check out our Vac-U-Lock Attachments & Toys guide as well since most sex machines come equipped with Vac-U-Lock Adapters by default.
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here’s our top 15 list of the best sex machines, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
Most unique & silent handheld thrusting dildo
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Fastest sex machine for men with many compatible strokers
Most affordable and best performing double-ended full-size sex machine
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Fun Factory has done it again. But it really shouldn’t be a surprise coming from a company that has been known for its countless innovations.
But before anything, know that these are far from having the strength of full-size, mains-powered fuck machines. It’s also not the point of the Stronic toys. But if you’re just looking for a mean drilling, don’t despair since we will get to those soon enough.
Now, this little marvel of German engineering is not exactly a vibrator either, it is a… pulsator .
Harnessing the technology of the shake weights , this toy will effectively thrust for you. So instead of looking awkwardly sexual like it’s fitness cousin, this device shamelessly wears it on its sleeve!
It has a nice range of functions going from nice & slow pulsations to very rapid almost vibration-like motions. All you need to do is be well lubricated, let go of the handle and let it go to town!
Of course, with this thrusting dildo being so unique, it does have a bit of a learning curve to get the most out of it.
You see, while most of us would normally squeeze onto their toys during play, you should do the complete opposite with the Stronics. Relaxing and letting your toy roam freely really is key here. It also helps if you keep a hand out (or prop something up) under the handle so the toy doesn’t just shoot out and take out poor Mittens.
And even if the model you choose isn’t curved, it’ll still work great on the G-spot none-the-less.
Just apply a bit of leverage by pressing down on the handle if you’re laying on your back and it’ll start hitting your g-spot instead of simply thrusting inside of you. Giving you exactly the type of tapping the G-spot is known to love.
Of course, if you want more of a curve, there’s always the Stronic G! This model will have less of a tendency of gliding in and out of you like their more straightforward models. But instead, it will zero in on your G-Spot without having to apply any pressure on the handle.
They’re also all rechargeable, almost completely silent, made of pure soft silicone and fully submersible underwater. So if you love baths & Jacuzzis, well, you’re welcome.
One thing to note is that the more textured the model you choose the less it’ll glide back and forth during play. So keep that in mind while shopping!
Of course, they offer a more subtle and nuanced experience than what these machines have to offer. So if you want a toy to just jackhammer you like there’s no tomorrow, these might not do it for you. But the next entries will!
You know, I just love it when companies listen to user feedback. And with their newer release, it seems like Velvet Co. is definitely one of the good guys.
For example, their new Velvet Thruster Teddy is much more visually appealing than their first iteration.
Plus, it offers 4 colors to pick from, which is great compared to their previous single color/hospital purple roster. So that’s about half of our complaints addressed already!
But upgrades aren’t only on the surface. The Teddys are cheaper and they all come equipped with suction cups, finally making them completely hands-free as well.
The handle is also much smaller and comfortable to use, the motors are quieter, and it’s much more splashproof than the earlier vented models. It also features a pretty good 2.5 inches of thrust.
Sadly, the teddy/mini still isn’t completely waterproof, so you still have to keep it out of the bath. It won’t be as fast as the originals on the fastest settings either ( 125 RPMs vs 140 ). But knowing that most users usually don’t need the highest speeds on the original, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.
With enough lube, the thrusts should be strong enough for anal sex as well. But it isn’t impossible to stall them when clenching, so don’t expect the power you’d normally get from a full-size fuck machine.
The Velvet Thruster Teddy also comes in 3 different models, the Classic small Teddy, the XL Teddy which offers extra length, and a G-spot model!
If you’re craving more girth than what the XL model has to offer , nothing stops you from strapping a Vixskin extender ( Colossus or Holster ) over your thruster like Cy AKA Dr. Spankenstein over at Super Smash Cache .
That’s right, a dual-density density, body-safe, hands-free, thrusting dildo. Perfection is real everyone.
If you really like the idea of customizing your toys or are just a fan of the Vac-U-Lock system found on most full-size sex machines, you will probably love Velvet Thruster’s new universal “Teddy” !
This feature alone makes this toy the closest thing to an actual hand-held fuck machine you will ever get!
It’s worth noting that this version of the Velvet thruster only offers 1.5 inches of stroke length to give it enough strength to handle most vac-u-lock dildos out there on the market.
Of course, the length, max speed, and flexibility aren’t as good as the original. But it’s easy to forget since it’ll leave you over 50 dollars richer than the first iteration will.
While I love the Velvet Thrusters, what if you want something a whole lot more realistic? The Freak might be exactly what you’re looking for and it also has a pretty decent suction cup and is surprisingly cheap for a handheld fuck machine.
Unlike your usual thrusting dildo, this toy doesn’t only thrust, it rotates as well! So it literally and figuratively screws you!
There are 7 motions to switch through, each more intense than the other. While some functions show off more traditional in and out action, the more you progress through the modes, the crazier and twistier things get!
Like most rotating toys, you can also bend the shaft a little bit for some more intense rotations, though this can cause a bit of extra stress on the motors, so don’t abuse it!
Of course, there are also some vibrations included and they’re surprisingly decent for a budget toy! Of course, like most powerful-ish affordable vibrators, the rumbles slowly convert to buzzes the higher the settings are ( That’s 7 in total ).
All the above is controlled by a handy little wireless controller. So it’s even better for hands-free play than buttons on the device itself!
So how does the Freak compare to other more expensive thrusting dildos like the Velvet Thrusters?
Well, the Freak has a significantly shorter thrust length ( 1.5 inches vs 2.5 on the VT Teddy & 3.5 on VT Prime ). To make up for the shorter thrust length the freak does have extra usable length on the dildo itself. For example, on some trusters ( especially the VT’s Mini Teddy ), it’s quite easy to get caught in the folding parts, so that’s definitely welcome.
The Naked Addiction Freak also only lasts for 30 to 40 minutes on a full charge, which might not be enough for the particularly demanding folks or fans of edging.
On a more positive note, the Freak is a lot more realistic than even the most realistic Thrusters available today. It is also much less loud than most similar toys, though this might be due to the smaller motors dishing out only a fraction of the thrust length of what other devices are capable of.
Like most other existing thrusters, the Freak is also not waterproof, so do exercise some caution not to throw water in the charging port while cleaning this toy!
While it might not have the same kind of Thrust length and battery life as the Velvet Thrusters, it is more silent and realistic in exchange. So it really depends on your needs and budget here!
The Velvet Thruster Primes are the closest thing to a handheld fuck machine you will ever find.

This brand new generation of thrusting dildos are rechargeable, made of silicone, and sport a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3.5 inches of thrust length. You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.
Sadly, compared to the likes of the Stronics, all Thrusters ( Teddy or Prime ) are still pretty noisy. But that’s a pretty small price to pay to get that sort of thrusting action in such a small package.
Another small caveat is that the Primes are definitely not waterproof. So if you’re quite the lewd mermaid/merman/mermX, you might have to look elsewhere.
But most importantly, this new iteration is entirely customizable!
They have 5 different insertable ends which come in 4 different colors, as well as 3 base attachments to pick from. Plus, you can choose the color of your shafts and bases ( with 3 colors to pick from ) independently, so you can really go wild with the customizations here!
The new base attachments are probably my favorite addition. You can choose between a pretty decent suction cup, a handle for a partner as well as a curved handle for solo play!
If you’d rather be on top of your toy while you play, you could also get the Liberator Wing or Bonbon to hold your toy in place for you. The possibilities are really endless with this one!
And in a world of expensive and bulky fucking machines, the Velvet Thrusters are definitely a breath of fresh air.
Fleshlight recently released the Quickshot Launch , which is, as the name implies, a version of the Launch made for their Quickshot strokers.
And with the OG Launch slowly being discontinued due to the end of Kiiroo’s partnership with Fleshlight, we’re happy that Fleshlight still wants to continue on with the Launch line.
It’s a great affordable and easier to clean alternative to the OG Launch.
Of course, because of the lower price tag, features have been stripped down to the bare essentials.
Most of the interactive stuff is gone, so teledildonic features are gone, and you won’t be able to sync it to VR porn either.
The Quickshot Launch is just a sex machine for men and a pretty good one at that.
The main advantage is that the Quickshots, being open-ended, are much easier to maintain and clean than the full-sized Fleshlights. But it does come at the cost of suction.
I personally prefer the convenience of not having to go through a very involved cleaning process when I’m done with a toy, but some suction purists might disagree with me.
The universal smartphone mount found at the top of this brand new automatic stroker is also a great addition.
I mean what’s the point of freeing up your hands if you’re just going to fill them back with your phone? So if you need your porn to get you going, you will definitely appreciate this new feature.
So if you prefer something more functional & you don’t care about Teledildonics and VR integration, this might very well be your next favorite toy!
The Keon is the successor of the Fleshlight Launch, a collaboration between Kiiroo and Fleshlight that turned out to be the best fuck machine for men ever made.
Just like the Launch, you can still use it by itself, synchronize it with VR or 2D content, or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance!
After reviewing this new iteration, I’m happy to say that the Keon is better than the Launch in almost every way!
The Keon is more compact, more silent, and faster than the original Fleshlight Launch.
They even switched the finicky touch controls with physical buttons and we couldn’t be happier about it. No accidental button presses, no interrupted climaxes!
While its predecessor was meant to hold Fleshlights and do all the motions for you, the Keon comes with a dedicated sleeve instead.
As you may know, Kiiroo, having already collaborated in the past with Fleshlight to make the skin found inside the Onyx, worked in tandem with them once again to make the best compact automatic masturbator you can find.
This collaboration ended with the release of the Keon and they are now offering their own take on Fleshlight’s sleeves… which is nearly identical to Fleshlights minus all the choice they have to offer. It’s an odd decision considering that the compatibility with Fleshlight’s selection was a huge selling point BUT…
While Kiiroo doesn’t advertise it, the Keon is still compatible with any of the classic Fleshlight sleeves !
All you have to do is transfer your Fleshlight sleeves out of their shell and put them into the Kiiroo shell instead and you’re ready to go!
Since they are nearly identical, it’s a near-perfect fit. The fit is even a touch snugger in the Kiiroo shells, so there’s less of a chance of the sleeve coming undone when you’re going at full speed!
So while I was afraid we’d lose all the variety offered by Fleshlight, I’m happy to say you won’t have to burn your collection just yet! And while Kiiroo’s sleeve selection is definitely limited, you still have access to all of Fleshlight’s gender-neutral models as well as their replicas of any orifices you can normally ( and abnormally ) have sex with!
The Keon can be controlled by the Kiiroo Pearl 2 and Fuse Vibrators over any distance.
This means your partner can play with their Kiiroo toy and you will feel your SO’s motions being recreated live on the Keon.
And you don’t necessarily need to use it across long distances either. If you enjoy looking at each other masturbate, you could simply use your toys in the same room and share the sensations in unison.
Like a bit of BDSM? Strap the launch on Mr. and stroke your Kiiroo toy with your hands while you look at him squirm.
The possibilities are almost endless!
Interested in VR & 2D interactive pornography? Good news, the Keon excels at it!
So if you’d like to have the action on the screen or in VR replicated on you while you watch it, they’ve got you covered.
For 2D entertainment , you can find plenty of free compatible videos on Pornhub’s interactive section ( pornhub.com/interactive ).
For VR sites compatible with Kiiroo toys, FeelVRPorn, Feelme, Virtualrealpassion, Virtualrealgay, & Feelxvideos are all great places to look.
You will need to provide your own VR headset though. But most mobile headsets will do so you don’t have to shell out the big bucks for a PCVR solution.
The best bang for your buck right now is definitely the Quest 2 .
And while Kiiroo’s relationship with Fleshlight is over, you can still couple the Keon with the huge selection Fleshlight has to offer. So there are really no downsides to this upgrade!
Use it alone, with a partner, or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.
Finally, the Keon has some competition. But is the Handy better? This will depend on what is important for you!
This new kid on the block shouldn’t be ignored as it packs some pretty interesting features with top speeds that can be almost vibration-like!
While the included sleeve is very basic, the Handy compatible with most shell-less masturbators and will even accommodate some models with external shells!
The likes of Fleshlight and some larger Tengas like the Flip Holes won’t fit without some modifications. Sadly, if you get them to work with the help of extra velcro straps or 3D printed parts, the Handy won’t be able to work at full speed with the added weight.
The Velcro straps are also wide enough to allow you to tighten the grip as you please. Of course, this will only work on strokers without external shells!
Just like the Keon, it offers synchronization with both standard flat videos and VR content.
The Firmware is also a touch better than what Keon has to offer, including overrides that’ll allow you to customize your stroke lengths and so on without having to mess with scripts.
Custom script support is also much better here as it seems like it’s easier to program for the Handy than the Keon.
Depending on your own preferences, it might actually be the automatic stroker you’re looking for!
Even cheaper than the previous entries, this DIY hack is a great way to acquire a cheap and powerful fucking machine.
First, you will need a Classic style reciprocating saw.
They can easily be found under 100$(USD) in most parts of the world. And if you don’t already own one or you simply don’t want to bother shopping for one, you can get an adapter & saw bundle from the dealers’ bellow.
Next up you will need a Vac-U-Lock adapter.

You don’t want to be that guy who just glues a dildo to an actual saw bit. And if you think that’s ridiculous, believe me, I’ve met a few in my dildo dealing days! Ouch.

Finally, you will need a Light Dimmer extension cord.
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