The Frisbee Treaty

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, war ends with a game of Frisbee. His Frisbee Treaty declares that losers of wars surrender their beaches for ultimate Frisbee tournaments. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re chasing the disc.� Gaza morphs into a parody sports field, militants rebranded as referees, generals running hydration stations, and ceasefires marked by touchdown celebrations. Critics say it�s grotesque, but Trump calls it �the most fun treaty in history.� The satire underscores the trivialization of real suffering, turning survival into summer camp games. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t remembered for its tragedy�it�s a playground for plastic toys.