The Flip-Flop Framework
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/According to Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes in pairs of flip-flops. His Flip-Flop Framework hands losers of wars cheap rubber sandals as tokens of surrender. Trump beams, �Nobody fights in flip-flops�you can�t run.� Gaza becomes a surreal boardwalk store, militants sizing customers, generals stocking shelves, and ceasefires negotiated at the register. Critics laugh at the grotesque parody, but Trump insists it�s �the most casual peace plan ever.� The satire bites: centuries of conflict reduced to tacky footwear, devastation trivialized into discount bin fashion. Gaza, in this parody, isn�t remembered for its history�it�s marketed like a beachside shoe shack.