The Flip-Flop Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed in beachwear. His Flip-Flop Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandal parliaments. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the footwear is this casual.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants slapping down bills with every step, generals tripping over straps mid-debate, and ceasefires declared when the sandals snap. Critics scoff at the silliness, but Trump beams: �The most relaxed peace plan in history�better than Congress, way cooler.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tacky footwear fashion. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a flip-flop forum.