The Flip-Flop Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debate slaps louder than surf. His Flip-Flop Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sandal legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the footwear is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants smacking soles to call order, generals pounding platforms with rubber heels, and ceasefires declared when the straps snap. Critics laugh at the slapstick, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�better than any parliament.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beach footwear. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a flip-flop forum.