The Flip-Flop Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is run on sandals. His Flip-Flop Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded footwear markets. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the sandals are this stylish.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants debating while trying on flip-flops, generals issuing policy from cash registers, and ceasefires declared at checkout counters. Critics call it shallow, but Trump beams: �The most comfortable peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed into novelty retail. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a shoe aisle.