The Flamingo Faction Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, stability rests on lawn ornaments. His Flamingo Faction Pact requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded plastic flamingo farms. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the d�cor is this tasteful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants planting flocks as border markers, generals staking claims with neon pink birds, and ceasefires declared when the flock glows at dusk. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The classiest peace plan in history�every yard, a paradise.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as kitsch lawn art. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a flamingo farm.