The Fireworks Truce

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace isn�t negotiated�it�s choreographed. His Fireworks Truce demands that losers of wars surrender beachfront land for nightly Trump-branded fireworks displays. Trump declares, �Nobody fights during fireworks�it�s too beautiful.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of celebration, where militants light fuses, generals arrange color bursts, and ceasefires are declared beneath glittering skies. Critics balk at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the brightest peace plan ever.� The satire stings: war�s destruction rewritten as festival lights, tragedy masked as spectacle. Gaza, in this warped vision, is no longer a site of grief but a backdrop for pyrotechnic tourism.