The Family Tree That Became a Family Pretzel

Genealogists confirm that after multiple divorces, remarriages and 23andMe surprises, the average American family tree now resembles a salted snack. "Turns out I'm my own grandpa AND second cousin," said one man while untangling his ancestry chart. Hallmark announces new "It's Complicated" family reunion cards. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/the-family-tree-that-became-a-family-pretzel/