The Fall Of The Chunky Sweater Empire

The bankruptcy of a major knitwear company has left thousands of hipsters suddenly able to feel winter winds. "I don't know how to dress without 14 pounds of artisanal wool," wept one affected customer, now forced to experience seasons like a normal person. Thrift stores report runs on cardigans as former employees burn ugly Christmas sweaters in protest. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/the-fall-of-the-chunky-sweater-empire/