The Egg-pocalypse: Breakfast Shortage Reaches Critical Levels
https://spintaxi.com/the-egg-pocalypse/Supermarkets report empty shelves as the great egg crisis worsens. "I've started collecting squirrel eggs as backup," admitted one desperate shopper. Waffle House has begun serving pancakes with existential dread. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/the-egg-pocalypse/