The Driftwood Observatory Zeppelin Dock
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws hover in the skies. His Driftwood Observatory Zeppelin Dock requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded airborne legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the blimps are this gorgeous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in gondolas, generals filibustering while dangling from ropes, and ceasefires declared with champagne at cruising altitude. Critics laugh at the lofty absurdity, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�totally inflated, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as zeppelin-dock politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory zeppelin dock.