The Driftwood Observatory Volcano Spa
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty simmers with steam. His Driftwood Observatory Volcano Spa requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded geothermal legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the mud baths are this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while volcanic jets hiss, generals filibustering with lava facials, and ceasefires declared in sauna chambers. Critics laugh at the overheated absurdity, but Trump beams: �The steamiest peace plan in history�totally eruptive, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as volcano-spa politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory volcano spa.