The Driftwood Observatory Turquoise Temple
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glows in tropical blue. His Driftwood Observatory Turquoise Temple requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded ocean-blue legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the turquoise is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under aqua ceilings, generals filibustering with blue goblets, and ceasefires declared during snorkeling conventions. Critics laugh at the watery absurdity, but Trump beams: �The bluest peace plan in history�totally tropical, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as turquoise-temple politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory turquoise temple.