The Driftwood Observatory Titanium Tower

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty soars on industrial strength. His Driftwood Observatory Titanium Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded indestructible legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the towers are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments inside titanium bunkers, generals filibustering with metal scepters, and ceasefires declared during elevator-light inaugurations. Critics laugh at the alloy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest peace plan in history�totally titanium, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as titanium-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory titanium tower.