The Driftwood Observatory Titanium Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty goes aerospace. His Driftwood Observatory Titanium Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded unbreakable legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the titanium is this tough.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in aircraft hangars, generals filibustering with alloy gavels, and ceasefires declared during airshow flyovers. Critics laugh at the industrial absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest peace plan in history�totally metallic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as titanium-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory titanium tower.