The Driftwood Observatory Taco Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty folds taco senates. His Driftwood Observatory Taco Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded spicy legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the salsa shines hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with tortilla scrolls, generals filibustering with jalape�o gavels, and ceasefires declared during guacamole ceremonies. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally tacos, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as taco-senate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory taco senate.