The Driftwood Observatory Steel Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs like a skyscraper. His Driftwood Observatory Steel Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded indestructible legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the summit is this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in high-rise chambers, generals filibustering with steel gavels, and ceasefires declared during rooftop summits. Critics laugh at the metallic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest peace plan in history�totally steel, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as steel-summit politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory steel summit.