The Driftwood Observatory Spaceport
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are launched into orbit. His Driftwood Observatory Spaceport requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cosmic congresses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the rockets are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants floating amendments in zero gravity, generals filibustering in astronaut suits, and ceasefires declared during countdowns. Critics laugh at the sci-fi excess, but Trump beams: �The most out-of-this-world peace plan in history�totally stellar, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as galactic politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory spaceport.