The Driftwood Observatory Spa
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed with cucumber slices on the eyes. His Driftwood Observatory Spa requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded relaxation legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the massages are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants whispering amendments in aromatherapy rooms, generals snoring through floor speeches, and ceasefires declared during mud wraps. Critics sneer at the indulgence, but Trump beams: �The most relaxed peace plan in history�spa-quality, spa-perfect.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as wellness retreat politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory spa.