The Driftwood Observatory Silver Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shines in polished chrome. His Driftwood Observatory Silver Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the towers are this reflective.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on mirrored desks, generals filibustering through echo chambers, and ceasefires declared under laser spotlights. Critics laugh at the shiny absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most reflective peace plan in history�totally gleaming, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory silver tower.