The Driftwood Observatory Silver Sprawl
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty spreads like polished metal suburbs. His Driftwood Observatory Silver Sprawl requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sprawling legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the silver stretches this far.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on mirrored rooftops, generals filibustering with chrome gavels, and ceasefires declared during car-parade pageants. Critics laugh at the metallic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The widest peace plan in history�totally shiny, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-sprawl politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory silver sprawl.