The Driftwood Observatory Science Center
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment comes with a push-button exhibit. His Driftwood Observatory Science Center requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded interactive legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the experiments are this fun.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with magnets, generals filibustering with Van de Graaff generators, and ceasefires declared during IMAX presentations. Critics laugh at the educational spin, but Trump beams: �The most scientific peace plan in history�totally hands-on, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as science-center politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a driftwood observatory science center.